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    <title>Fix your game, Valve.</title>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 14 14:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<strong>Update</strong> - possible workaround: Restart Steam before launching CS:GO. It doesn&#039;t always work, but the failure rate is more towards 50% than 100%.<hr/>
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At the moment Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is sporadically (un)playable due to server issues. I&#039;d be willing to cut Valve some more slack on this were it not for the fact it&#039;s been broken for about the last 7 or 8 weeks.
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What happens is you try to join a game, then spend about two minutes staring at your screen while nothing happens. If you open the console up, it&#039;s full of messages like
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<pre>CSysSessionClient: Unable to get session information from host
CSysSessionClient: Cannot join lobby, response 5!</pre>
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Then eventually we get the very helpful error message:
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<pre>Failed to create session. Please check your connection and try again</pre>
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Something&#039;s gone wrong, better blame the user!
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If you are persistent enough you usually can get into a game, but there&#039;s a good chance it&#039;ll be empty.
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Like I said, it&#039;s been like this for weeks. It&[...]]]></description>
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<strong>Update</strong> - possible workaround: Restart Steam before launching CS:GO. It doesn&#039;t always work, but the failure rate is more towards 50% than 100%.<hr/>
<p>
At the moment Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is sporadically (un)playable due to server issues. I&#039;d be willing to cut Valve some more slack on this were it not for the fact it&#039;s been broken for about the last 7 or 8 weeks.
<p>
What happens is you try to join a game, then spend about two minutes staring at your screen while nothing happens. If you open the console up, it&#039;s full of messages like
<p>
<pre>CSysSessionClient: Unable to get session information from host
CSysSessionClient: Cannot join lobby, response 5!</pre>
<p>
Then eventually we get the very helpful error message:
<p>
<pre>Failed to create session. Please check your connection and try again</pre>
<p>
Something&#039;s gone wrong, better blame the user!
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If you are persistent enough you usually can get into a game, but there&#039;s a good chance it&#039;ll be empty.
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Like I said, it&#039;s been like this for weeks. It&#039;s not just me, the CS:GO forums and subreddit are littered with complaints, although it may be &#039;localised&#039; to Europe.
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Valve (or at least, a Valve employee) <em>eventually</em>, after 5 or 6 weeks of continued problems, responded to this on an <a href='https://list.valvesoftware.com/pipermail/csgo_servers/2014-September/009610.html' target='_blank' ref='nofollow'>obscure mailing list</a>:<blockquote>
Hi all,<br/><br/>

The issue with sessions has been becoming a real problem with the growth of CS:GO user base. We are aware of the issue and are working on changing the core systems to scale better with the size of CS:GO community. Unfortunately this is not a quick rewrite, and there isn&#039;t an easy workaround that we can offer at the moment. We&#039;ll be sure to include a release note when the update resolving session issues is ready, but don&#039;t have an exact date to announce yet.<br/><br/>

Thanks,<br/>
-Vitaliy<br/>

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but this is a bit ridiculous. Scaling issues don&#039;t suddenly happen unless you have sudden unexpected growth (which CS hasn&#039;t); they are forseeable far in advance of becoming fatal problems. The idea that the matchmaking system is so complicated that it requires weeks/months of work to fix also seems questionable, and even if that were true, you <em>could</em> fix it in the short term by just throwing hardware resources at the problem. 
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If you&#039;re thinking of buying CS:GO, don&#039;t. 
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